1. It’s a list. Duh! It’s got a finite number of
ideas anyone can grasp in just a few minutes.
2. It’s written by me. You may not know my writing yet, so
this is your introduction to one more person you ought to follow. And here’s a
bonus—I promise not to post every day, three times a day. So you won’t have
those pesky notifications popping up in your inbox all the time.
3. You always do what you’re told. In a world full of
choices, someone else telling you what you should do is a relief.
4. It gives you a space to comment at the end. Don’t you
love writing snarky comments?
5. You’ve thought about doing a list yourself. Use this as
an example of what to do / what not to do. See item 4 above for what to do if
you think this list is an example of either.
6. You just can’t resist anything with the number 7. It’s a
powerful number—Seven days in a week; You always get your coffee at 7-11; It’s
a magical number. Poof! You’ve almost finished the list.
7. Whatever. Make up your own reason and use item number 4
to tell me what it is.
Thank you for reading. This is my first list post. Now that
I know how to do it, there will be more to come. So follow me and see what’s
next.
